— can I stop just liking everyone, and meet the right one finally? C’mon this is ridiculous. This town SUCKS. BTW; I tipped her $5. I basically payed her for a quantity of 1 bright smile. Yay.

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I constantly fantasize about being a citizen HERO.

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-I like good girls who dress like bad girls: #4

-I like girls who dye their hair red, but I don’t care much for “redheads”: #5

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I WANT NECK TATTOO’S SO BAD, BUT FUTURE EMPLOYMENT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE.

— And even better covered in tattoos.

— While my EX was in town last week, all I wanted to do was sleep with her, one last time.

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I just want to throw some thoughts out there that are on my mind, but rather than splurge with several annoying post (frankly that would annoy even myself) i’ll just make a collective:

1.) THINGS I WILL DO FOR MY FUTURE WIFE: #2-Make her breakfast in bed<3

2.) I’m actualy in a good mood at the moment, rare. I’m lonley, but better than usual.

3.) I got a 17/20 on my art appreciation quiz. I’ll have you know I missed the 1st lecture because I transfered in AND I didn’t get the text book in the mail from CHEGG till yesterday. #score

4.) The guy I sit next to is my only friend i’ve made at saddle back all 3 semesters i’ve been there. He’s in the army and hes ridiculously smart. #respect and #imaloner

5.) A girl sat in the same row as me tonight i’ve not seen before, and she’s actually pretty cute. Her name is Kayla, I think…I thought it weird to talk to her the first time seeing her, so maybe i’ll introduce myself next class. If someone doesn’t steal her, that tends to happen with my luck… #fuckingstupid

6.) I felt a sense of accomplishment when I openly ignored my boss today while they were talking to me, they got offended. I will make this a habit.

7.) With the fabricated idea and motivation of possibly moving down to San Diego, I’m afraid to meet any girl here for fear i’ll have to leave them behind… #firstworldproblems

8.) I miss my dead cat… #iloveyoulexi

9.) I’m going to watch The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, because I got it tormented. By the way I participated in the anti SOPA rally. I’m my own boss. #hatersgonnahate

10.) I live for the weekends now since I work full time. Can it be friday yet to I can go to Rudys and stare glassy eyed at the waitress I have a crush on/tip her plentifully because i’m drunk? #please?